Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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