his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Randomize
