I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize
