this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Randomize