I'm really into asian looking animals
wakey wakey hands off snakey
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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