That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Michael Bay diarrhea
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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