There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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