well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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