I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have tasted many bathrooms
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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