Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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