i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
