is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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