Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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