Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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