Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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