Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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