He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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