If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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