Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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