so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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