I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I would ride that face into the sunset
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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