just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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