i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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