Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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