She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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