my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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