addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I met the friendliest cop last night
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
