Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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