the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The ass gains better be worth it
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