I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
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i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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