smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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