Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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