We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
