therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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