idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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