I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I think your dad took our porno
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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