She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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