Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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