Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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