Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You made out with two different species that night
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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