Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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