Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I just googled if crying burns calories
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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