I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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