i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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