I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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