One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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