So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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