Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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