just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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