Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I have aggressive nipples.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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