Ambien. No doubt about it.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I think my moral compass just broke
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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