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(519): View more from Ontario

dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way

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(224): View more from Illinois

I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(503): View more from Oregon

well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back

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(260): View more from Indiana

I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me

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(816): View more from Missouri

They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.

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(309): View more from Illinois

I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other

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