Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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