there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
