Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
