she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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